So I heard that blogging can be helpful for one's sanity. Of course, that's pretty damn stupid, but I guess I figured I should try it before I shot it down completely.
I guess because this blog is about /me/ and /my/ life because /I'm/ a special snowflake that you /all/ should love I should introduce myself a bit.
I don't have a name. Some call me drifter. I like to go by Noname 'cause of all the horrible jokes I can make with it.
I'm not really sure if I'm male or female. It's hard to really say these days, honestly. I've got a girlfriend in canada though. She's totally real and not made up. God, I love that woman.
I'm average height, whatever that is.
I've got red hair. But in the winter it turns kind of bland.
I like learning. I'm young, still in highschool.
I'm an idiot with no life experience. I'm naive, dumb, stupid, I like to inflate things, I always put off my work, god, really, I'm a terrible person.
If I identified any positive traits about myself it'd make me look like a self-centered snob, which I am sometimes, but really, what can you expect from a teenager?
I like to use /'s to represent italics 'cause I'm lazy with coding.
Do I expect this blog to go anywhere? No. But hey, I really don't care. I'm not an important person. I won't impact your life in any way. The most interaction I'll ever even possibly have with you is I'll bump into you on the street, say "Sore-y" in that automatic robotic way I do and then move on.
If I'm every in a mood I won't bother to correct typois. Which I kind of am tirht now. I really wnnna make a good first impressione on you but I don't even nkow you and I have mildyslexia so sometimes it'e really hard to even bother. usually I edit as I go a long utb sometimes I djust on't feelike bothering so weords get slured togherher and e's find theri way intose wordes they shouldn't eb e in.
And if you could read that last paragraph without dying, then you and I are gonna get along just fine when I'm in my moods.
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