Googling yourself, and my lack of futan.

I've decided that every day I will google "The Unimportant Individual" until this blog comes up.

That'd be pretty rad, I think. Also, I will make a habit of misspelling words in the title.

Usually I sleep on a futon. Tonight is not the case. I am sleeping on a traditional mattress that my futon usually sits on top of. It will be a blessing to be low to the ground again, but at the same time a curse, because I hate traditional mattresses. Ah well. At least I still have my memory foam pillow top. Also, the reason I can't sleep on my futon is because it's getting shampooed. Like with the shampooer. That you use for carpets. Yeah. All the dirt and crap that's already come out of it is scary. Usually I have a down duvet, a futon slip cover, a memory foam pillow top, and a sheet between me and the actual futon. I am glad for that. Seriously. The water the shampooer got out of that looked rancid. Disgusting. Worse than the carpets.

But still. It'll be nice to have a clean bed.

I suck at thinking up titles because I'm uncreative and zlay.

So I heard that blogging can be helpful for one's sanity. Of course, that's pretty damn stupid, but I guess I figured I should try it before I shot it down completely.

I guess because this blog is about /me/ and /my/ life because /I'm/ a special snowflake that you /all/ should love I should introduce myself a bit.

I don't have a name. Some call me drifter. I like to go by Noname 'cause of all the horrible jokes I can make with it.
I'm not really sure if I'm male or female. It's hard to really say these days, honestly. I've got a girlfriend in canada though. She's totally real and not made up. God, I love that woman.
I'm average height, whatever that is.
I've got red hair. But in the winter it turns kind of bland.
I like learning. I'm young, still in highschool.
I'm an idiot with no life experience. I'm naive, dumb, stupid, I like to inflate things, I always put off my work, god, really, I'm a terrible person.
If I identified any positive traits about myself it'd make me look like a self-centered snob, which I am sometimes, but really, what can you expect from a teenager?
I like to use /'s to represent italics 'cause I'm lazy with coding.

Do I expect this blog to go anywhere? No. But hey, I really don't care. I'm not an important person. I won't impact your life in any way. The most interaction I'll ever even possibly have with you is I'll bump into you on the street, say "Sore-y" in that automatic robotic way I do and then move on.

If I'm every in a mood I won't bother to correct typois. Which I kind of am tirht now. I really wnnna make a good first impressione on you but I don't even nkow you and I have mildyslexia so sometimes it'e really hard to even bother. usually I edit as I go a long utb sometimes I djust on't feelike bothering so weords get slured togherher and e's find theri way intose wordes they shouldn't eb e in.

And if you could read that last paragraph without dying, then you and I are gonna get along just fine when I'm in my moods.